“I’ve always been the kind of girl that hid my face.”
I know that you’re Lonnie, though I always wondered if Lonnie was short for something. I can’t wait. My body craves malls, kind of like how your body craves books? Whatever, I’ll try to not ditch, but that’s 8 hours of pure torture. I wasn’t being sexist, I mean I didn’t make a comment about his dick nor did I do any sort of grand gesture to his dick at the mall, so how is it sexist? But when you say yes yes and are high and drunk it makes everything like 10 times more pleasurable. Sloppy, but pleasurable. Oh! That reminds me of a story!
Honey, it’s time to stop talking… I swear to god, if you ditch I’m not taking you shopping for a month, I will find someone else to go with. No, no monkey. Sexist is when one person discriminates against someone of a certain gender by saying that they must do something because of their gender i.e woman belong in the kitchen, or men are there to hold your bags whilst you shop. No, it makes it horrible because you have no idea what is happening when you’re in that state of mind. Oh lord, Lacey has a story this has to be entertaining… Go on, spill the story you’re dying to tell.

Can we skip school and go shopping? Because, I mean it’s Friday and that’s such a lame day. No, it’s mean. He’s supposed to hold the bags, he’s the guy. Why are they no nos? They always make me say yes yes.
Lacey, I’m Lonnie the one who refuses to skip school; hell I’m not even ditching on senior ditch day, let alone to go shopping. You can wait until the final bell rings to go shopping, you spent all your money; I’m paying so my rules, And if you skip school we’re not going at all. Don’t be sexist, just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he has to hold the bags, play nice. That is exactly why they’re no nos, you should never say yes yes when drunk and high.
